I want a bathroom signs where one says “SHITTER” with a big butthole on it. The other says “PISSER” with a smaller hole on it.
That way people who just have to pee can go in and get out quickly and not smell poop aromas. People who need to shit can do so in solidarity together.
Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.
I think you might have a different viewpoint if you had a teenage daughter
I have a teenage daughter. I have the same viewpoint. Give everyone a lockable stall door and don’t have gaps people can slide under or climb over.
FYI this smacks of terf rhetoric, the same nonsense about trans women assaulting people in bathrooms, when unfortunately the reality is that they are more likely to be physically or sexually assaulted.
Also aren’t you the same person who ran !conservativememes2@lemmy.world?
It also denies the reality that adult cis women also assault teenage girls. It’s not like girls are automatically safe if they’re alone in a bathroom with a strange woman.
If you have a teenage daughter: do you have gendered bathrooms in your home? If no: why not? A significant number of rapes happen at home, surely a gendered bathroom will help.
So 8 individual closets with toilets and sinks can potentially cause sexual assaults?
Show me all the assaults that trans women have initiated in bathrooms.
Crickets. (not that I’m surprised)
But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???
Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.
I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people “sexualizing children” would see any problem with that sign…
What if you shave your balls?
Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.
If you’re cutting yourself that much, you’re definitely doing it wrong lol.
In the far future everyone will wear jumpsuits or togas (depending on role and preferences) and restroom facilities will be ungendered. Also, if you go in your pants, embeded enzymes / bacteria will clean it up completely inside ten minutes and the clothes will smell like chlorophyll due to esoteric science.
Kilroy was in the women’s bathroom.
Left:
Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.
Right:
Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.
…
Am I seeing this right?
C-section scars are horizontal.
Not always.
It depends on what position the baby is in, and other factors.
I was brought into the world via a vertically cut c section, as I insisted on attempting to exit my mother butt first.
Fly’s to the left, humans to the right.
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!
Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.
I know people with neither and both, so uhhh, which one?
That’s some hairy eyelids on the left hand side. And why are the men’s eyes closed anyway? Do men not look at each other when peeing?
It’s actually meant for flies. It’s a bathroom for men and flies. They had to make the sign this way because flies can’t read.
Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other’s genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?
Women like to do some makeup and stuff in the bathroom. You’re kinda exposed while doing that so I get it.
I blame purity culture
This fuckin sucks lol
Not what you’re supposed to be doing in the public bathroom, but you do you, I suppose.
Well am I supposed to do it in the hallway? Be reasonable!
There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there
It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay
Bathrooms for skinny penis men and women.
