And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there.

I’m not stopping the chat with my bro just because I have a dick in my hand I’m pissing. I have shit to say

I’d also like to say that some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard have been uttered by a random at a urinal.

Dumb Fuck!

I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

“he’s starting to believe”

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.

Is Bridgerton any good?

I don’t see Louisiana going blue anytime soon.

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

Wasn’t there some sort of masterful cover up about it not being a typo and certain people knowing what was meant?

I have no sense of time, so I need a clock strapped to my arm.

I do the same lol.

Though not because it’s hard to reach, it’s just my silent protest to changing the time.

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

Wow, I feel fucking old as hell. I remember when this was true and it’s what differentiated Google from the others.

Other search engines it was like page three, but Google had the right link, first choice, a lot of the time. Maybe you’d get down to the fourth or fifth link.

They took over the market, then adopted every bad practice that set them apart (SEO notwithstanding).