Officially the first post I really laughed on lemmy! The future seems bright! 🤣
Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.
I say the left but double the length of the arms.
Neither, a centaur has a human torso starting at the base of the neck, the left one has a long neck so clearly not a human torso. The left one has a long torso, so that doesn’t fit either.
Solution: it’d be exactly like a regular centaur but with a different skin pattern
Much taller legs
We’d have to start evolution again because all mammals have four limbs, and four only. That’s why we can’t have pegasus (pegasi?) either. Bummer, I know.
Isn’t a pegasus a bird? Would that mean that they lay eggs?
You may be on to something
What if he wore pants?
bonus question: where’s the nipples?
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
Edit: See Derpleton from Centaurworld.
Also huge tongue
uwu
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
Giraffes have extremely long tongues
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Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the right one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.
Because the one on the right is funnier
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists
this
the left one would look sick with some shades
The right one. A centaur is a horse with a human torso replacing the horse’s neck & head. So it’s one of those humans with the long torso, you know the type.
bro how did I get sensory overload from a black and white image
Bloody One Piece.
That’s why I read this shit with fan colorings. I think my brain would literally not be able to process what’s going on without it
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Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn’t waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.
Mmm. Yeah. Evolution. Human giraffe hybrid. Let’s see the branches of this tree.
Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.
They still could, you would just need to bend your head down to reach em
Like it or not, this is peak male performance
the correct answer is both.
the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business.
