is noone going to mention the loofah?

simiiformes / simians

uhhhhhhhhh

invite them to something specific that should show some semblance of understanding their interests. or ask them if they plan on going to it first, then follow up with if they’d like to join you.

taco bell bathroom

then you remember that it was on fire before anyway

well you are just an overgrown belly button

i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.

turn on the news.

MF invented the poster. nobody has done it better since.

stop having liquids 3 hours before bedtime.

bonus question: where’s the nipples?

self medicate! mushrooms and puppies!

apple doesnt make billions spying. facebook and amazon do of course too.

that skull is already living rent-free inside your head.

no u

king cone, backwards.

i believe its now illegal to film/publish the cows situation

‘We’re going to be OK’ is copium for ‘we’re not ok now.’

what a stud