Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn’t waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.

It gives the boomers another chance to solidify their legacy as the worst generation in human history. In a way that helps all of us.

What “quarters” precious?

This community allows blogposting? What’s the joke - randoms on the internet are assholes? Not a very strong punchline.

Add a new currency called the buck which represents 1000 dollars. Over the next~200 years of inflation abolish the cent as a fraction of a dollar. When you reach a breaking point again, reintroduce a cent as a bill that represents 1000 bucks. Rinse and repeat every new inflationary super cycle.