paper is compostable

My 2020 resolution is still going strong

I still don’t know what a cover letter even is. never used one and don’t plan on starting. no one’s reading that crap anyway

YES

LOL (that stands for laughing online)

I think my friend would disagree. Like I said, with charisma you can go far and my friend had nothing if not charisma

If you live at home or are technically homeless it doesn’t really matter. If you can save up a bit and have a charismatic personality you can go far, especially if you’re willing to pick up shitty temporary jobs in places where you go. I had a friend who would do this all the time and periodically return home to work at a reliable job while living with a friend, save up more, then fly off to somewhere for a few months.

Glorious thumb!

oh no, this one’s been used

this font gave me phyrox plague

speaking of double peen, does anyone remember the “double dick dude” of reddit who turned out to be a fraud?

your highness, the peasants are bored out of their minds

oh yeah? put em to work building some crazy shit before they start killing each other for a thrill

we gotta look out for our dudes

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

can we fuck the aliens?

mirrors don’t really show you candidly in profile too, you gotta bend weird to see the side of your body and you can’t really see the side of your head. I saw a candid profile photo of me once and realized I was way fatter than I thought I was and had shit posture. I’ve lost weight since but my posture is still real bad. I got fuckin nerd neck!!

the left one would look sick with some shades

their idea of nuclear family is more like fat man and little boy

word to the wise, don’t do this if you don’t have the physicality to back it up