Ooh - I’ll do an impossible one:
“I will be able to afford a house on double the median household income for my region”
Let’s not go crazy. Stick with the god dick punching thing.
Hmm … this is going to need more thought or more brain altering substances … perhaps both … let me get back to you on this …
The “more thought” is a barrel of mead of course!
And an ounce of weed, but that was already there
Technically you have till next 12/31
I’m going to evenly microwave a Hot Pocket.
You should settle for something more realistic like punching god in the taint
I’m finally going to nail Molly Ringwald.
In 2025 I’m going to get a good night’s sleep every night. Further, I will wake feeling rested and ready to take on the world
Damn, look at this guy going right to the “bending the laws of the universe” boasts.
I will wake feeling rested
Depending on your situation, a sleep study and CPAP could help with that.
Been there, doing that. I love and hate my cpap.
It changed my life. I hate it, but I’d be dying without it.
And you will wake up early in the morning too, compatible with society
Yeehaw! In 2025 I’m going to defeat my personal demons with a fucking flourish and get yolked as hell doing it.
I’m going to try to drink more water
Is there a c/hydrohomies?
A few, the most active is over at ml.
Stay hydrated!
be me, it’s Yule boasting
Claim I’m going to get a GF after being khhv my whole life
Rest of the group laughs uproariously, saying I’ve truly claimed the impossible
khhvh?
King hella hyper virgin
Kissless, hugless, handholdless, Virgin
My Yule boasting! I am going be less judgmental and critical. This weighs on me heavily so it’s definitely a more Herculean task for me than it might be for someone else 😊
Ok, here I go: I will finally hit the gym, find someone to love, get a better job, learn to play an instrument, become a more patient and confident person, read the books I’ve bought, play the games I’ve bought, learn a new language, spend more time with people I care about, try LSD, start a master’s degree and do something about my receding hairline. Good luck, future me.
This is just news years resolutions except you don’t intend to keep them 😂
I’m gonna pants Vladimir and push him down some stairs
hilarious, but Google search for the term only shows this Tumblr post, and there’s no equivalent term in Swedish that I know of. But we should make it a tradition anyways.
this year i’m going to invent the term in swedish
I believe this refers to Heitstrenging.
The Wikipedia page doesn’t seem to mention the craziness of the oaths to the point of gods, but seems to be more about boastful things people would actually try to do. From the above link:
Heitstrengingar took place at Yule and other sacrificial feasts, weddings, arvals, and banquets and often acted as a form of bragging and promising the performance of an often great feat.
Which seems to have been extrapolated on a bit for the post.
I’m getting out of my comfort zone
I will win PM of Canada through election or coup, then annex one by one each useful America state!
I would like to volunteer the Pacific states first as we have excellent beer and wine
I suggest annexing the entirety of the US as a single province for the shits & giggles. I don’t think they’d ever recover from that exceptionally bruised ego. LOL
A bunch of extrovert idiots. That’s what that party is for.
I’d much rather have a glass of bubbly at home with friends and then everyone goes their own way and I enjoy a book or something.
Your choice of entertainment is not more valid than anyone else’s choice of entertainment. It certainly doesn’t warrant calling them idiots. Have you considered that you’re not introverted and maybe just insufferable?
Have you considered that yelling and tearing off shirts is a mongoloid thing to do and ergo you are in fact idiots for wanting that?
You realize we’re talking about a viking tradition here
As if tradition was ever a good excuse for poor behaviour.
Do you think insulting people for how they choose to entertain themselves is not poor behavior? Are you 74?
People should be insulted if they’re clearly stupid enough to think tearing shirts and yelling in the name of tradition is a good time.
People should be insulted if they’re clearly stupid enough to think tearing shirts and yelling in the name of tradition is not a good time.
Every time a shirt is torn off voluntarily is a good time.
And mongoloid is an old racist term.
