Why are we dissing web developers? What is this bullshit elitism?

Yeah? Well I see your use of kangaroo shapes as elitist and many other -isms. Even the taste of marmite is discriminating! Etc. *spits in the general direction of Australia*

I don’t think so if you’re fond of your hair. Even if it grows back, it’s a symbolic sacrifice in solidarity–a nice firm hug. A bald cap feels like a limp hug or a pat on the head.

And the easiest way to lose a few pounds. Win-win!

Yay, another English/Spanish/Japanese enjoyer!

All my hobbies are chores I choose to do. 😔

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

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*groans* So much for my gay ass…

I don’t want push back when I speak!

What he really wants with his freeze peach…

Maybe, although I personally don’t get that at all. Then again I’m not exactly a misogynist and do enjoy drag… Maybe I do want to see Elon in legit* drag after all. And I do mean something legit–not the diarrhea of frat bro tropes he’d inevitably lean into.

Can we get a fanfic going about Elon’s secret drag performance addiction instead of ketamine? I’d probably read it, but I’d also be glad it exists.

Musty, Felon

Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵

@problematicfacts

You two would get along so well…

My cat will knead and then perch herself on my stomach. But don’t I dare lay a finger on her or she’ll move to the chair. 🤷‍♂️

All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.

Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.

(psst Por qué no los dos)

This is hilarious. I especially liked the “no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar”. I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.

console.log(Object.values(name).join("\n"));

If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia… *le sigh*

Those briefs are incredibly unflattering for that model, now imagine them on the average Joe. Ew, no.