Mayor Poopington

Its a slitherator

A smart TV is a dumb TV when it doesn’t have an internet connection. I won’t put mine on the wifi and do everything through Chromecast or Xbox.

I love getting drunk in the dark. I should check out norway

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

Well I got that step right

Scruffy’s gonna get one of them $300 haircuts. This one’s lost its pizzazz.

Go read the directions on a box of jello, my guy

I thought that was the butt monkey guy!

I have a tortilla pocket on my cargo shorts. It’s where I keep all my tortillas.

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

yea why does no one ever leave cured meats in my bed

No, this is Patrick

The whales one took me a second!