Go on…

Pretty sure they do?

Could also get snowed in somewhere or unable to get to shelter during a major storm.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It’s detachable.

Just the earth is flat, everything else is sphere. That’s why there’s only life on earth

Nestle would poison every source of water in the world if it meant swelling a few more bottles of water.

More red around the blue.

Why isn’t this marked NSFW? It’s highly arousing.

It’s nice, until you are on constant business trips and stay in hundreds of hotels.

Gas station sushi and red bull, truly a painful combination.

It saw what we did to earth, and knows we’d like to do the same on Mars.

Current import price: 80

Current USA made price: 100

Tariff import price: 200

Tariff USA made price: 190

Nah, not for another 55ish years.

Also, they aren’t twinks. They look like your average 18 year olds.

A lot of departments can’t even get qualified applicants, so many positions are there but going unfilled.

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