Cute!!
Is it ribbed for her pleasure?
Oh cool, like a slap-braclet.
God never picks up, call Samus Aran!
I really hope these things live in a different hemisphere than I do
Don’t worry, it lives in Australia (because of course it would)
Oh is that why some trees hurt so much?
Or just another reason why a tree might hurt so much?
Are they even trees or just more spiders?
Poisonous trees. And trees that want to eat you.
Funnily enough, the most “fuck you” tree is actually from America:
Standing beneath the tree during rain will cause blistering of the skin from mere contact with this liquid: even a small drop of rain with the sap in it will cause the skin to blister. Burning the tree may cause ocular injuries if the smoke reaches the eyes.
Although the fruit is potentially fatal if eaten, no such occurrences have been reported in the modern literature. Ingestion can produce severe gastroenteritis with bleeding, shock, and bacterial superinfection, as well as the potential for airway compromise due to edema.
It’s spiders all the way down
Are we gonna talk about the “tree limbs”?
Hundrends of documented parasites who can literally eat us from the inside, but no …spiders are the fucking problem.
I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don’t understand it, I don’t have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I “might not be ok” while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I’m pooping I’ll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I’m a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.
I will always be at at your side in this journey of fear of spiders.
BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.
I’m so glad I’m not a tiny bug.
Nature’s Rizla.
More pixels
And here’s more pixels of the joke, if that’s your thing
Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it
Don’t worry, they’re only 5-9 mm big and are generally chill
Mangos for scale
That’s about 5-9 mm too much.
Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer
Hopefully at that point it continues its charade as a stick! :-P
