Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
Then why do I exist
Are you sure you do?
I havent snorted myself yet
Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account
To party
Ketamine hallucinations?
They are just large dogs, not a separate species.
I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔
I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔
That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
That’s exactly what a bot would say.
You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.
except maybe a donkey
have you ever seen a horse?
yes!
neigh
Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃
Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?
Yes
I’m not talking about the pet play
Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness
I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.
Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.
This Joe? Because I’m pretty sure he is a horse.
Horses are just imaginary unicorns.
This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
Fuck horses
President of Turkmenistan: Yes
ok Vaush
Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh
No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real
That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.