• wjrii@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Gabriel: He’s gonna put his dick in it.

    God: I put my dick in it!

    Joseph: Who put his dick in it?

    Mary: Don’t worry about it.

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      11 days ago

      God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

      Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

      Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

      Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

      Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.