The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”
And the obligatory, “good news everyone!”
The two I use on a regular basis:
“for no raisin”
and “Tell them I hate them.”
Other ones that come out when the opportunity arises.
“Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”
“Fifty-six!!!”
“First one, then the other.”
Shut up and keep looking apologized to.
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
My absolute favorite line is, “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.”
That same episode also gave us the phrase, “a partially barfed-up heart,” which is a phrase I can’t even type here without laughing.
Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else
“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Thus solving the problem once and for all.
Shut up baby I know it
Use it with the wife often, mostly with success
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
I’ll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity!
Professor: Your tux doesn’t fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
Lol I missed that one, good line. Was it with the penguins?
Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)
Another of the best lines
The supreme rulers are hardly known by their subjects.
The lesser are loved and praised.
The even lesser are feared.
The least are despised.
Those who show no trust will not be trusted.
Those who are quiet value the words.
When their task is completed, people will say:
We did it ourselves.
–Tao Te Ching, Chapter 17
Wow, thanks I’ve got some reading to do.
That book changed my life.
My mantra for life.
