• T156@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      The weather stone is rubbish. Mine has been gone a week, and yet, there has been no tornado.

  • inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I’ve lost my trash can, I know it’s not in my neighbor’s yard, but I don’t care because there is a goddamn MAGA sign in his yard and I wanna talk about what a piece of shit he is.

  • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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    6 hours ago

    where is “garbage truck wakes me up and I realise I forgot to put out the trash again and have to rush it to the curb” ?

    My mental state is that except often enough the truck driver and I are on first name basis.

      • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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        Do you want to see the most beautiful thing I’ve ever filmed? It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing, and there was this electricity in the air. You can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just, dancing with me, like a little kid beggin’ me to play with it - for fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video’s a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember - I need to remember. Sometimes, there’s so much beauty in the world - I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart is just going to cave in.