• randon31415@lemmy.world
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    Hallmark boss: “So a anti-Trump women comes back home for Christmas, and meets a Pro-Trump man. Something something, they fall in love and the woman falls in love and forgets her hatred. I - I mean we - just need to fill in that middle step. Please, figure out what that middle step is! My wife left me and I don’t know how to cook!”

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      Oh, I got the set back part. She gets an ectopic pregnancy and gets real sick. He begs with the doctors, board that runs hospital, Ted Cruz, and even calls the MAGA man himself. He loses faith in his life choices of treating woman as property. He cries as his woman dies in a hospital parking lot waiting on help…

      Based on a true story.

      People love that true story shit.

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        23 hours ago

        He loses faith in his life choices of treating woman as property

        That’s too unrealistic. No one would believe that

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      Hallmark Boss Assistant: “Donald, you are worth 3 billion dollars, your wife never cooked, you have staff that runs your household. Now buy another wife, and move on, like a normal billionaire.”

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        Of course. Do you really believe a trump supporter could have hatred in his heart? It couldn’t be so!

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      Hallmark: get this person a $10 million budget, we’re making a movie … hurry we’ve only got one week to release it in time for the holiday rush!!!

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        I have Utah on the phone, they have a snowy house and a small town available for filming, nosy neighbors included no charge.