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Imagine not using a shot of Ralphie in this outfit for this meme.
pushes him down slide
Quick to anger, quick to Ho Ho Ho-ing
Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out
That wound will never fully heal
He was a great warrior … but Ralphie shot his eye out
This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.
Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?
But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?
Poetry. Sheer poetry!
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