The Assman

Ass Hill, you say 👀

It’s actually Hormel. Yes, like the canned chilli.

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

There’s something about a bunch of dudes getting ready to kill a bunch of other dudes that just speaks to the soul

Crust? Mantle? We’re talking about the ocean, not pies or furniture.

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer

Captain Cunnilingus didn’t have the same ring to it

Log, from Blammo!

Roll tide

He let them add a gang of middle class scooter enthusiasts to a show about the deadliest bounty hunter in the galaxy

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

She’ll regret this when the horse makes doo

Wife? Don’t you mean my mother?

You look like ham

It gruntles the mind

M,ILF

Damn brother save some dick for the rest of us

Put it in the ground

My guess is for horse riding