We’ll get em this time.

pushes him down slide

What if they weren’t worried about the humans, but stopped them so they could give the new guys some field training?

Stopping nuclear from being built is the problem.

We would have had a lot more clean energy than we do by now if we let the nuclear power plants that “would take too long to build!” be built back then, because they’d be up and running by now.

More letting perfect be the enemy of good.

Misanthropy doesn’t require anger. It’s a philosophical position not a mood ring.

I’m not lashing out, my “audience” is full of genuinely, aggressively, useless people who think stupid shit like “trump is better for Gaza” or “nuclear power is not a required part of the climate change solution”.

Funny how being polite didn’t convince you so now you’re trying to sell that being mean is going to stop you. You were always useless.

Funny how building nuclear power plants that can only (if you have dipshits running them) kill a nearby city is taboo, but climate change that will kill everyone is acceptable to the moralists.

Which is stupid, because even video games make you research sticks before you can make nuclear reactors. Guess even entertainment can’t teach dumb shits anything. Just retaining nothing.

It’s bullshit space magic, it probably considers what Thanos thinks of as life. Why it snapped the birds is a different plot hole altogether, because it means he snapped away half the food, too.

Yeah, Anakin gotta die after that.

Wait, then who are these people sitting at a table next to my bed, holding cards with numbers on them?

Nah the movies didn’t magically become good just because Lucas gave us homework.

When you have the money to fuck up.

“if you are justice, please do not lie! What is the price for your blind eye?”

Spoiler: tying him up makes him gay faster.

Honestly? I 100% believe he didn’t know what concubine meant. He seems like that kind of dumbass.

We already have trump supporters.

You’re not imagining. They’re real.

Billionaires in China have been disappeared before. There’s only the head of state that matters in fascism.

Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.