Where are we going to get the archaeologist?

Trump or Musk?

Marie Rose sauce is their kryptonite.

UK should be in twice there. Londoners on the tube during evening rush hour are extremely comfortable with silence.

Probably because Troy was to the east of Greeze.

I know, I know. Shouldn’t be allowed.

The joke’s way older than your post. I saw the OP Europe version over a year ago.

Edit: here

Pffft, only 0.2% of people understand surveys anyway.

James Acaster, I think?

Holy bat-bling!

0.2% of surveys get some kind of 0.2% response, especially if the survey is about statistics.

Dino McDinoface

A perfect English summer afternoon, about 24°C / 75°F. A blue sky with a little dapple of high white clouds and a very gentle breeze.

Ideally, sitting in a country garden with a generous G&T. Sounds of children playing far enough in the distance that it’s a background noise, of bees lazily searching the flower beds, and for sheer perfection a propeller plane powered by a Merlin engine also droning somewhere far off.

I do so well on reading and cooking but really let myself down on strangling small animals.

What do you mean Lemmy doesn’t have karma?

It does so too and! All you need to do to reveal it is just obsessively go through your entire post and comment history on a daily basis and add up all the upvotes you’ve ever received. Easy.

Nature’s Rizla.

I’m a failed virgin

I thought you were a really successful virgin?

Check out Platypus’s post history. He/she is just looking to wallow in self-pity.

So, still not prepared to do anything to make your life better, then. Gotcha.

Oh, you again! Still complaining about your life but not prepared to do anything to make it better?