TheLowestStone

I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don’t understand it, I don’t have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I “might not be ok” while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I’m pooping I’ll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I’m a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.

The C-level executive should match all donations. Otherwise that’s money that should be going to improving conditions for the workers.

BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.

Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we’re going to need all the friends we can get.

Chef’s and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

It’s so dangerous that 100% of people who never come in contact with it also die.

They usually grip the knife incorrectly and then display a basic lack of knowledge regarding how to properly and safely use it.

Basically any time someone playing a chef or cook on TV picks up a knife I fly into a rage.

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

I took my wife’s name when we got married. I hate my family and intended to change my last name anyway. Her family is awesome. It was an easy choice.

Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.