“civilian asset forfeiture”
At least they were nice enough to leave it on bricks so they can still get a jack underneath it 😂
Dammit
Feeling deflated?
Wheely tired
Only reasonable with that attire
Rimshot
for the last 20h ive been on 3h of sleep, and this post just took away my last remaining will to live
They should just give up and retire. I bet the thief is also tired of running away.
If they retired, they’d just get untired again.
They’re running around looking for the thiefs.
I get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
Witness reports, for example.
Why does this question matter?
It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
They forgot Rule One.
I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires
He just has to think outside the box.
The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.
