I don’t think this post is serious…

someone didn’t get their flies on time

imperialism is when the middle east, because everyone knows that only one country can be bad at once and america runs a monopoly on genocide

go read a book, I’m done with talking to you illiterate morons incapable of understanding any sort of nuance

On one hand, I always get a weird homophobic vibe from memes like this. On the other hand, it really seems like Trumpet is going to leave his wife for Elongaged Muskrat (no offense to muskrats intended) any time now.

-_-

Yes, that is exactly what I was saying, and you definitely are a very literate person who is not putting words into anyone’s mouth.

Did you not read the meme? Imperialism is bad no matter who is doing it, and arguing over which empire is more ‘problematic’ is counterproductive, as we should oppose all empires instead of wasting all of our time and effort on getting on each other’s throats.

Lemmy has wayyyy to many people who can’t understand that America bad ≠ China good.

Exactly! I’m so tired of being accused of being a liberal and/or a fascist every single time I note that China or Russia isn’t some perfect leftist utopia, but in fact just another empire that is a pain in the ass not only to other countries but also their own citizens.

Don’t insult potatoes like that!

Pssst…

chauvinist party: when the men get drunk and have fun but women have to serve the drinks and clean up afterwards

Guess who went to sleep way too late last night because I stayed to watch the nature documentary my dad fell asleep to.

But I love butter more than cream!

I can only agree with you when pigs fly.

but I love crime :( (at least certain ones)

It certainly is way more attractive than, say, not believing misogynist pseudoscience or having basic hygiene.

Someday, the teens that are now told “you’re too young to make that kind of decision” will be sitting in rocking chairs, knitting.

Or when the search results say “learn about [thing], [insert adjectives here]” or other bullshit instead of just giving you the answer.

Bluesky people what?