This is probably the wildest assumption I’ve heard so far.
All Americans eat their meat red? It’s like they don’t know how to properly cook it without leaving it as a dry rubber shoe.
That man has seen Back to the Future!
You can pry these Fruit of the Looms from my cold dead thighs.
OP, wtf, why are you not wearing your Calvin Kleins? And why are you misleading well-meaning Moldovans?
Sshhhh keep it on the US-only subs
I apologize. I don’t wear underwear. Should I buy a pair just for him, take some pics and caption it “I glow in #mycalvins” like CK’s famous ad format & sent them to him to depict Americana? ;D
I just pray the authorities don’t learn of your foolhardy malfeasance.
😰
Competition leads to monopoly which leads to imperialism or something, I never read Lenin
How did you guys meet?
On an app called HelloTalk.
I feel like Hanes or Fruit of the Loom is the real national brand.
Fruit of the Loom with the horn of plenty.
pretty sure everyone in Australia wears aussieBum at this rate
honestly it’s good to have these conversations. your perceptions of eachothers comeups are heavily influenced by propaganda. your new friend has it in his head that we all have luxury underwear. this is not an accident. one of the things i’ve been bonding with my foreign coworker over is she’s been realizing my rural american upbringing matches her own experiences in a lot of ways she didn’t anticipate because the media about what america is like that reached her focused on specific urban and suburban experiences that aren’t… real. that’s the thing with sitcoms and dramas that we export. they influence perceptions of how we live abroad and that can influence people to see here as something it isn’t. having these talks help build international solidarity
this is a great insight. it echos hearing some americans say they’re glad they don’t live in russia or china, as those populations are totally brainwashed.
to me it’s a matter of that everyone everywhere is victims to brainwashing. it’s more and less intense depending on where you are, but ultimately, any genocide anywhere requires the isolation and manipulation of everyone everywhere. nationalism and religious radicalism only get survive through the eras by tricking us into not seeing eachother for who we really are. it’s easier to convince someone that america is better than their homeplace if their homeplace is made terrible. it’s easier to convince americans they’re better for being american if america can make living other places worse. then you trick the people who make being american their whole personality into believing they have to keep people from shithole countries out or risk america becoming a shithole. and this is every imperial state.
the way i see it, the system of torture we exist in is enabled, enforced, and continued to benefit a small cabal of powerful men who hate everyone and everything
lol that’'s such a random assumption. It makes sense though from middle school onwards I thought victoria’s secret was “sexy” and popular with women since it was back then. When I went with my wife once I realized how garbage it was.
We wear Calvin & Hobbes underwear, duh.
It used to be Fruit of the Loom, but it’s too woke.
Did he asked for a proof?
No… plus I just go commando, don’t have any proof about underwear.
Real American wear Calvin Coolidge underwear
“Don’t expect to hold up the balls by pulling down the thong.”
-Calvin Coolidge
ladies love them calvins!
Nah thats such a mild assumption compared to some burger land stereotypes i know.
