Yeah, socks and undies tend to disintegrate over time, so perhaps 4 years for socks, 6 for undies?

The rest of the wardrobe could (and has!) last decades.

Shower of Power.

Was it an opal pendant, or perhaps a cameo?

Also, I prefer French press over percolate.

Drill, baby, drill.

So you’re saying a deer doesn’t get drunk from buck shot?

Between Ivankada and Erico.

“STELLA!!!”

The un- asked/answered question is, “how are you feeling…?”

The fuckers forgot their car keys and had to dash back in!

There’s 2 playing my game!?!??

coumpoundwordsareamarvelouszeuge.

He’ll still get full pay, stock options, golden parachutes…

…without those bothersome quarterly “meetings”…

Of course!

Homemade guac rocks. I’m doing the homemade tzatziki.

It used to be Fruit of the Loom, but it’s too woke.

Yes.

Not too sure about the ‘tried’ or ‘tested’, but 100% agree otherwise.

I backup my backup servers to my production machines.

Circular redundancy, ftw!

I’m rescinding your invite to my party.

Hunter2

Was on a vacay in Cuba about 13 years ago, wearing a Slackware 1337 tee…

dude by the pool, “Love the shirt, I think I’ve seen that brand before…!”