I wouldn’t have thought penis would have a high enough sugar content.
It’s not the wine that’s magical, it’s the penises that are. The magic is that they’re sugary enough.
以形补形，中医中常见的一个观点，哪个地方需要提高或者不舒服，就用什么部位做药进行治疗和调养。
translate me so that you know more background
Been sitting on this photo for 10 years, my time has come
Quaker appears to make a very different type of oatmeal overseas…
Is it wine made from magical penises?
Wine that will make your penis magic?
Wine for magical penises?
Wine made by a magical penis?
Yes
‘god whip alcohol’
On this occasion the translation on the bottle is accurate. 鞭 (biān) is also used for certain animal penises (maybe ungulates) when they’re used as food or medicine, and 神 (shén) works as an adjective meaning miraculous or magical.
Fascinating! I knew the first and last character from japanese, but I don’t speak any flavour of ‘chinese’ (yet). I found it really interesting, how this combination of characters translated as “magic penis”. When I learned about ‘kanji’ in japanese I inmediately fell in love with them and since then I’ve been passively trying to learn some mandarin.
Have you tried Outlier Dictionary? It integrates with the Kanji Study app, if you aren’t already using both there’s really nothing better in my opinion. I did exactly what you did, but ultimately realised I’d prefer to study Mandarin directly.
🎶simply having a…🎶
Hahahaha, I heard the song immediately
Is it as good as 3 penis wine?
It tastes better but it’s not as effective.
I wouldn’t serve this swill at my EBDB BnB.
Taiwanese person here that can read the ingredients. It looks like it’s made from Toad testicles.
蛤蚧 (géjiè) is gecko
Well shit. I totally misread that.
Meanwhile after drink it…
I don’t want him showing up at my door.
Send 'im round to mine, then
Hmmm I’m detecting notes of cedar, gooseberries, a hint of vanilla… and… and… um… is that…
+5 Vigor, +5 Endurance
+4 Dexterity
+4 Two-Handed
-5 intelligence
That’s what my wife calls it when I stir her coffee with my dick
While it is still boiling?
I mean, the lady isn’t into cold coffee.
Is the wine magic or the penis?
It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works
Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
I’ll give it a pass, personally
First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!
Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
Order yours today at dickbox-com
…extract?
By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.
Ever milked a boy cow?
You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?
I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
And probably poached rhino horn.
