The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIs the wine magic or the penis?
minus-squaretiramichu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoGenerally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality. I’ll give it a pass, personally
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou’re not steering me the wrong way, right?
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoBy dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.
minus-squareOrbituary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoFirst time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
minus-squareGuy Dudeman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoAnd probably poached rhino horn.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoTo become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoI now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoDick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoOrder yours today at dickbox-com
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIt’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
Is the wine magic or the penis?
Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
I’ll give it a pass, personally
…extract?
Ever milked a boy cow?
You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?
I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.
First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
And probably poached rhino horn.
To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!
Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
Order yours today at dickbox-com
It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works
Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…