What is the second picture?
A 10 inch butt plug
This is so bizarre. So his GF decides he’s gay, because his room is tidy? No mention of sex life, so I’m going to assume there’s no issues there.
Such a weird assumption to make.
Nah it’s contrived.
It’s an impossible accusation to disprove, because it’s not a thing you did, it’s your preference. You can only “protest too much” or “protest too little”.
Likely the other person wants the relationship to end, but can’t stand the idea of it being their fault. So it’s the “closeted” person’s fault.
I have “the aura”. And although I don’t know what that means, I’ve started asking anyone who asks me if I’m actually gay, what leads them to that assumption.
The current top picks are:
I look put together, I care about hygene, I clean my home, I’m usually friendly, I look happy.
Like… their assumption is correct. But when did caring for oneself become a sign of the big gay? What are straight people doing?!
The straights are not doing well
haven’t seen that term in decades.
Perhaps because it’s nearly normal now, so the distinction is not necessary.
If you need someone else to tell you who you are you should never leave the house. Seriously.
Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just “stick to the template.” Live a little in your living space. I think even basic.space gives better homespherebuilding advice than that sub
Here I’m used to it being “TV on the floor in front of a recliner in an otherwise unfurnished apartment” kind of thing.
That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.
Edit: Found it
Does my office/workshop/gym/bedroom look okay guys?
The “women just can’t handle how little it takes to make men happy” genre of shitposting.
I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first
I was looking for some reddit-tier joke of a big dildo under the bed or something
malefashionadvice
I used to visit that sub a lot about ten years ago. It looks like it hasn’t changed a bit in that time - it even still has the same little fit drawings on the top bar. Has male fashion somehow frozen?
I wish it hadn’t changed, it’s gotten much worse, as has much of Reddit. Like the other guy said, all the mods on MFA left last year and took the core community to Discord (apparently, I don’t use Discord though). What’s left is just middle schoolers and bot accounts.
Interestingly I did hop back on Reddit a few days ago on a little check-in and saw this post on MFA. Might’ve been the subconscious reason I name dropped it above in the first place.
All the content creators on MFA dipped after the api drama, all that’s left on that sub is reposts. Many of the userbase moved to their discord
the clock stresses me out
So when we put all social pressure and all that aside and we look at a womanly woman, a manly woman a manly man, a womenly man, a person in between: which one would you prefer to fuck? One, several, all? This usually does the trick.
“Gotta catch em all”
Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo’s, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.
It is pictured, just not visible
Theres three naked dudes under that bed you just know it.
is that a euphemism for something homoerotic?
They all said no homo bro, so it can’t be homo, bro
Bisexual pride!
sad beige ass room
Sad beige-ass room. Normie.
Sad beige ass-room. So gay.
If I’m being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.
Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?
Just perspective, look at the curtain rod, it also slants downward
Bedside lamps don’t match, not gay
My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(
Sorry dude your wife is gay
This seems like the thread to ask. I am wiring up a two-way switch so that a person on either side of my bed can turn the bedside light on or off without having to roll over to the side that the light is on. Is… Is that gay?
Only if you don’t have a socket with Type-As built in
Lightstrip behind the headboard. Wireless switch in the middle. Problem solved, no homosexuality involved.
It has to be three-way in order to not be gay sorry
It’s funny because it’s true (@ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works really does need 3-way switches for his application).
The naming is not consistent. As Wikipedia puts it,
This article follows usage in the United States. Readers in most other countries should read “two-way” or “SPDT” for the United States “three-way”; and “intermediate”, “crossover” or “DPDT” switch for the United States “four-way”.
The switches I’m using are marked with cute “ON/ON” labels which I suppose could be a metaphor for something.
If you rock it up to a switch, then as the wiring diagram shows: (N)ot gonna (L)ie, (MCB) My Curious Bro, a 3 way gang-bang is pretty gay.
Edit: on an unrelated note, if the neutral wire comes from the light rose and not the switch itself as shown above then you’re gonna need a switch that handles live wires only. In the UK a lot of the newer houses now have the neutral wire in the switch, but before then many UK houses were very gay with the wiring.
It is gay, yes, but since you’re doing electrical work it’s pretty butch. I’d say it makes you more lesbian than anything else. If you get some smart plugs to put them lamps on you can set them for voiced activation and regain some heterosexuality (but only the nerdy, techy kind that comes with big Reddit Mod energy).
If you want to be back into Normal Straight Bro territory you have to make the voice command for the lamps the sound of you railing a chick. It’s the only way to square things up. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules, and homo math can be very complicated.
I would honestly say that the smart plugs and general electrical work pretty much go hand in hand. All my very much heterosexual male acquaintances that are electricians love smart plugs. Smart plugs everywhere. Going to their homes is like coming to an experimental museum of “how can I just barely make this building up to code while nothing fucking works”.
Not if you say “no homo” every time you flip the switch
Reminds me of a song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pbLArOCFE
