It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.
Antihumour gold
It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.
AHEM splash
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you’ll have to schedule a separate appointment”
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, “hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?” Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, “it’s crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm”
Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?
No
Pop pop
The fact that you call it that.
There is always money in the banana stand!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!
–clerks probably
I tried once… Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
Actually, that would…Wait a minute!
It is a bit alarming.
Spacetime
Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”
Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”
Arthur Dent: “is he now?”
hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
No
Okay.
Have you been an AI long?
Please tell me a joke
No
Okay.
knock knock
I see AI has achieved humor above human comprehension.
I am Funnybot
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
Yeah I don’t trust me your or anything either :)
That LLM can shitpost
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
Kek, lmao even
Okay.
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
What a brutal reference.
That one took me a minute.
It should win a gong.
It kept me ticking over, anyway.
It’s very time consuming
I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock
