!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone

i don’t rlly remember the lion king, but that sounds a lot like Star Wars. i don’t really remember star wars either.

:(

.world is already way too centralized, and way less friendly. downhill we go I guess.

was definitely more risky with my parents. they went through my room almost daily when I wasn’t on probation, and being on probation made the house subject to searches at any point if my PO felt like it (or however it worked, that thankfully never actually happened).

also didn’t want to have all my stuff in one place yeah - I had a small amount in case of “emergencies” hidden in the yard, but the rest of it was stashed near my favorite smoke spots, ranging from buried zip bags to The Big Stash™ requiring me to crawl under a barbed wire fence and scoot down a steep hill without falling into the river below and moving the rocks I placed in front of the hole where I kept my big box of hardcore drugs and paraphernalia(aka cannabis, pipes, and a lil portable bong thingy lol)

you’d definitely get a reputation for being a plug with geocaches! - but as a kid i only bought weed, and only sold nicotine (gas station a block from my house never checked ID) so my legacy never came to be lol

i had hidden stashes in public when I was on probation as a youth lol

.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ

and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds

when you put it that way i see why aliens refuse to make contact with us

for free??

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

be the change you want to see in the world

thank you for cutting the best part of this off, god forbid i laugh once more.

does the left chopstick also taste better?

omg i just watched this episode yesterday

I’ve always gotten them at walmart for $0.88? in different states too

i have a lot of siblings, and the only time ive ever called any of them “sis” or “bro” is when my older step brother and i make fun of the “step bro” memes

issue is you can’t really play league without playing with the type of people to play league. that’s enough for me to say no thank you, no matter the game mode or whatnot

neurotypical propaganda