Nobody tell her what they would call a “handsome prince” who kisses comatose girls these days

I heard avocado toast was such a luxury it was the downfall of entire generations

Considering he is American, it is probably most relevant whether Americans remember it still. They keep saying “never forget” about it, so I assume they still remember.

A deep fryer on a plane feels like it would be slightly unsafe, but we can hope.

I find it really odd that salmon and eggs on toast, or avocado toast count as “dry lunch”. Even his ham sandwich has a slather of butter and tomatoes. Just how wet are Chinese lunches? Is everything less liquid than a soup counted as dry?

I don’t think anyone is ready for the colonoscopy which is just the doctor shoving his arm in there

You cn totlly get by without them

I know a Norwegian called Gorm and I can indeed imagine him saying this

Or, you know, mugging is not the name of the actual crime…

Mugging is a crime involving an attack on an individual in a public place with the intent to rob them. It typically involves physical assault or the threat of violence to coerce the victim into surrendering their possessions.

Personally I tend to find guns pretty threatening.

Looks moreike Gollum to me

It makes me sad that you think you’d lose a fight with a squirrel

I bet it didn’t even come in a box

Won’t someone think of the alcohol?

You think that the US is actually a perfect democracy, that’s sweet.

This is the worst genre of fanfic

I think you meant left on the second one. Although I guess everything is leaning right now.