We can also hear the difference between hot and cold water from the sound it makes while being poured into a cup

Unfortunately, we’re the only ones with true chins, but I still scratch my cat’s undermouth area and call it a chin.

To be fair, he didn’t exactly have to go to dental school or anything

Then they might actually be Gen Z, lol

To be clear, the title is “The Catch (1911),” but it was painted in 2023, for anyone else confused by the plastic

They can take the exoskeletons off?!?

That’s why it’s done through email and not at checkout

Right, I’m saying $25 will be the floor for coffee that’s currently $6, not that $25 coffee will be unaffected by the market

Chocolate, cinnamon, vanilla, pepper, tea, bananas, and a fuckload of other things that are completely integrated into our regular diets are almost exclusively imported.

Soon that’ll be the cheapest you can get it

I’m a white American immigrant in Germany. The shit people say to me about immigrants, which they then walk back with “but not you, you’re one of the good ones,” is infuriating.

Real talk for hope: the more complicated institutions fall first. That’s bad news for people depending on the coast guard, but good news for people who are attacked by the now paper dragon

Well yeah, she probably regrets getting typecast, but still wants to work

He forgot the Best one!

Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them.

Good goddamn, Jefferson was wrong again. I bet this is what a lot of judges are thinking about when looking at J6 cases.

I’ve got super straight, fine hair (1A), and it sounds like you might, too. If you’re having trouble keeping your hair in a ponytail, can I ask if you’re brushing it thoroughly? Just because mine holds much better if I finger comb it and use natural bristle brush to smooth it where necessary. That only works for me after shampooing when it’s shorter than my shoulders/I use conditioner or a similar product, though.

I was going to do laundry

What actually is that, in other words than scotch North Sea oil? I looked it up, but there was too much noise about mining. Unless that is petroleum?

The fired guy accused him of hitting on his wife. It’s been nearly 70 years since Emmet Till was brutalized, and it feels like we haven’t learned anything