Is it me or is he just slightly asphyxiated after the first breath?

We messed with sulfur hexaflouride a while back, and it’s kinda difficult to exhale it all without putting your head between your knees and breathing hard.

They put ultra pasteurized milk in the same cooler as regular milk in my neck of the woods. Same for egg nog.

Chimichurri is also an acceptable sauce.

Blue hats with sticky trap tape on the backs do wonders. Seriously they love moving dark blue spherical things.

I think nascar already has a virtual banana peel. They also stop the race right before the end, then restart and hope for crashes then.

When they started redesigning the cars to be safer in the late 90s I’m pretty sure they were doing it because 80%+ of the audience at those races were there to see crashes.

Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?

Eh, he’s changed a fair amount since joining the magats. His cars have always been overhyped shit though. The chargers, batteries and maybe motors are the only good things that have come your of those factories.

Fit, finish and features have been cheap and crappy all along though.

I moved from a 10c per can state to a 0c per can state. It drastically affected my income as a kid.

Anyone who saw Mac at the time would know what pretty was for interfaces. Windows has never been pretty.

Lots of it is tied to the ecu now, which can’t be tampered with if you live in a state with emissions inspections.

I’m planning to when stuff starts failing though. And I will likely be installing a homemade OBD2 reporter so that it’ll keep passing.

I don’t live in CA though, I wouldn’t mess with it then, the do tailpipe confirmation, and deeper inspections for CARB parts.

The alt text really nails it for me too.

Also both the batteries and motors were garbage back then. It definitely wouldn’t have fit in his ass without sticking out like a stiff turd.

Especially in those undies they wore.

Go a step farther and get more letters off of cars in the junk yard. Then stick them on your POS spelling out “found on road dead” or “fix or repair daily” (dead WRXs are helpful for the latter).

I still need to watch the last season. Cancelled Netflix though and haven’t set up a safe way to sail the seas yet. Haven’t missed it though so maybe I shouldn’t.

The beginnings of our current Christo-fascist problems in the McCarthy red scare.

The moose one gave me Far Side memories. Actually most of them did.

There shipping be a bathroom line in front of Joe Lieberman’s grave.

Delivered in hexagonal truck, trains, and ships.

It wouldn’t if they’d make the sides flat. Hexagons pack nicely. Except the edges I guess.

Bear with this awful logic: ISIS is against Christians, Christo-fascists are Christians, ISIS is antifa.

Except ISIS is Islamo-fascist, and has more in common with the Christo-fascists than just about any other group.

Edit: well there’s also the Judeo-fascists and Hindu-fascists, Buddho-fascists, Tao-fascists… I think the problem might be the fascists.