Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square101fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkYou best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopiaslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square101fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareXanthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoThis is most likely a joke. It’s not even confirmed it was drugs. https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225 “After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.”
minus-squareBoxscape@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago “After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.” Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
minus-squaredust_accelerator@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat? Two packages? One still? None left?
minus-squaremacniel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoCan’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoOkay, you can quit snorting that anthrax now
minus-square(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoi mean, those robots are like $50k a piece minimum right? and they’re not particularly fast. it wouldn’t make sense to use them as drug mules
minus-squarekshade@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThat doesn’t look like a Spot but one of the cheaper copies.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoJust some brief searching shows me you can get them for under $1000 these days. It might actually be cost-effective.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAt that rate, you could use them as patrolling watch dogs too. Have one bot with the drugs, the others all just watch.
This is most likely a joke. It’s not even confirmed it was drugs.
https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225
“After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.”
Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏
Envelope with text “bribe”. Empty.
What? Two packages?
One still? None left?
Can’t have shit on mars when you are a postman.
Okay, you can quit snorting that anthrax now
i mean, those robots are like $50k a piece minimum right? and they’re not particularly fast. it wouldn’t make sense to use them as drug mules
That doesn’t look like a Spot but one of the cheaper copies.
Just some brief searching shows me you can get them for under $1000 these days. It might actually be cost-effective.
At that rate, you could use them as patrolling watch dogs too. Have one bot with the drugs, the others all just watch.