MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square127fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up17arrow-down1external-linkWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square127fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
You don’t?
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Agreed.
Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
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