MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayexternal-linkmessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square130fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoNext the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
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Go on…
Next the step involves a little setup before hand. You use microwaved butter and a funnel, then drizzle it while its hot.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Agreed.
You don’t?