No actually I’m severely lactose intolerant.

Just thinking about lactose sends me into a rage.

Unless you store your milk in the ink sacs…

But a squid isn’t a mammal so they shouldn’t have mammary glands.

Breastfed?

I would have thought it was inkfed.

That one has no thumb for the bum so I guess the boom will have to do.

Have you ever put one of those things on your asshole while you jerk off?

I microwave myself a whole fish for breakfast every morning!

No.

You want her to marry her dog?

Training and approachability?

Rub a couple drops of peppermint essential oil on it before you go to chow town.

He commented that it’s still in one piece so it implies that he’s squatting.

This is pretty much the opposite of boomer hoomer.

I input it into the sock.

My gym sock captures human input too.

Do you think Santa only watches during Christmas?

Yeah but he also knows when you’re awake so checkmate liberal.

‘You got beaver ass in my ice cream!’

‘You got ice cream in my beaver ass!’

If you read my previous comment I was being helpful not dismissive.

Hey grandpa it’s time to go to bed.

You’re going to love it.

Amazing flavours, cheap ingredients and not overly reliant on meat.