Jack Tingling is just Swiper in disguise.

Not to the poor children.

I thought everywhere was lemmyshitpost.

Who among us could think-plan with those gams in view?

He looks like one of those pictures where the whole face is upside down, but then the eyes and mouth are switched to right side up, and that looks normal, but then when you turn it so the head is oriented properly, it looks super weird.

The ambergris must flow.

Except beavers.

Some are fascists. Some are not. That’s a pretty big distinction.

“Who else do you know that goes around with this silly hat?”

I’ll be honest, the lockdowns were awesome for me. “Now you bitches get to see how I live.”

And the mad increase of online ordering, no contact pickup, and how people aren’t crawling up your ass in line at the grocery store anymore? I could not have hoped for better.

I am so doing this next time.

Is it the one where all the text is too small to read?

::gestures widely::

Is Spaghetti Mouse the new “baby in the King Cake”?

Medieval scribes have entered the chat

Fuck it, download all of them.

Time is relative.

That’s not how gravity works.

AAAAAAAA

Three oxygens please