Call me Ishmael.
Wait, whales are bees?
I guess Jedi masters consider fish to be a monophyletic group.
What if the caped guy actually named a mighty fish instead of siding with one of two wrong answers?
Turkeys are the most advanced fish?
If it swims, it’s a fish
Found the pope’s account
ducks, well known fish
Before the Filet-O-Fish, McDonald’s sold “the Hula Burger”, which was a grilled ring of pineapple on a toasted bun. For all the Catholics who practiced “meatless” Fridays. . . .
. . . Is this the aiop communi- . . Oh.
Ummmm. Sssssorry.
I love these type of arguments. The idea that only the really stupid and the really smart are right. That the majority is collective stupid.
yeah this is one of my favourite meme formats when done right
We all came from fish, why can’t whales return to fish?
As it should be.
Either that or there are no fish at all.
Except beavers.
Sure, that’s why you are allowed to eat beaver during fasting season
ghoti
There’s no such thing as a fish
First birds, now fish. It feels like the dead internet is leaking into reality.
One of my favorite podcasts
Fish is just a survival strategy. Like trees
Fish didn’t independently evolve that strategy so mammals are fish.
Chronologically, fish is bugs
What does that even mean?
But bugs are a specific branch of insects.