0.2% margin of error.
You won’t get any customer complaints if you make it impossible for customers to contact you in the first place.
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Survey:
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I always tell the truth in surveys
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I always lie in surveys
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Okay, but how does this help me get past the gate?
Jump magic jump
“Would the guy on the right tell me that the gate you’re guarding on the left is the correct way?”
how would the other respondent fill out this survey?
I especially lie on corpo surveys. It’s delicious hatorade.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/fake-data-haterapps/
2 (I don’t normally but I am now >:)
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Which means 0.2% lied
Or they retrieved the survey from the bin, after tossing the former into the latter.
At least 0.2% lied.
Or some portion of people generally prefer throwing surveys in the trash, but for unknown reasons decided to complete that one.
Technically theres always a bias of the most amusing answer so the “no” would be close to 5% at a minimum.
Sounds like the lizardman constant
That was an amazing read, thanks!
Oof I didn’t know that was a Scott Alexander thing
Why oof? O.o
Yep, no survey get 0.2% of any kind of response.
0.2% of surveys get some kind of 0.2% response, especially if the survey is about statistics.
that’s not how it works. That’s not how anything works!
Percentile of a variable != level of that percentile.
Pffft, only 0.2% of people understand surveys anyway.
I think it’s safe to assume if they didn’t respond they do not love responding to surveys.
It’s almost like that’s the joke presented in comic form.
It’s almost like my comment was dripping with cynicism.
Yeah, that’s the real answer. 500 responses vs how many sent out
Also there’s at least a small set of respondents with fat fingers.
