This is why social media is unhealthy

Always look on the bright side of life

His butthole

Your first point is kind of lame. Would you rather read a book? Spend 20 hours playing corporate file sorting? You want to start from a street rat with no identity at all?

Car handling takes finesse and getting used to it. You can’t hammer the keys and hold them down.

Johnny is supposed to be an asshole in the beginning. He grows on you during the game, unless you like being a sellout.

Yes, when I think “cyberpunk” the first thing that comes to mind is vehicle handling.

Doing just fine on mine. Takes getting used to and learning to let go at the right time so you don’t over correct.

I think you’re in the wrong comment section. This is apparently a circlejerk against CP2077. No positive comments allowed. /s

Wait, you know OP’s mom too?!

They speak English. Horse is magicked with the ability to speak by going to CW

It’s actually more of a pink mist.

I think it ate the lemon stealing whores.

Mom needs to teach her to give good head. That will make her very popular

He’s working the shaft.

Recreational submariners ruining our romantic canoe rides.

Not fabulous enough

"You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now.’” - Tucker Carlson, 2024

It’s just men being chauvinists

You’re not you when you’re hungry. Grab a Cockroach

I just cruise NSFW subs. Nothing political there. Everyone loves a nice butt or pair of breasts

He needs a fridge to hide in.

He wants some meat between his buns.