When life gives you lemons…
Demand to see life’s manager.
Lemon of the Crucible
Equip to make lemonade.
A vestige of the crucible of primordial life. Born partially of devolution, it was considered a signifier of the divine in ancient times, but is now increasingly disdained as an impurity as civilization has advanced.
Lemon flavoured tree cancer
Cthulhemon.
Thanks, buttpilgrim.
Is their backyard in Pripyat?
It’s a keming issue. An o got too close to the l and we ended up with a demon.
Sorry I fuckin lost it at keming
Mutant lemon. If it tastes good, you should breed it and create a new product ;)
I think it ate the lemon stealing whores.
biblically accurate lemon
The Rot
Much like a rat king this should be known as a lemon king
A Lemperor
Or Earl of Lemongrab
When life gives you eldritch lemons, don’t make eldritch lemonade. Make life take the eldritch lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn eldritch lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give teft eldritch lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna sacrifice your family! With the eldritch lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible eldritch lemon that burns your house down!
E.V.I.L.
“Normal” lemons are mutants. They’re a hybrid of two different Citrus species, citron and bitter orange, that both look weirder than lemons. In fact, one variety of citron, Citrus medica var. sarcodactylis, is nicknamed “Buddha’s hand” and looks like this:
So what it appears (to me, at least, as someone who isn’t a biologist or citrus expert) is that that lemon happened to mutate again in such a way that it started partially expressing an ancestral form.
The all-skin lemon
I just looked up what these look like on the inside and am quite disappointed
How can I unsubscribe from Lemon Facts?
I don’t know when it’s gonna be and I don’t make any promises, but one day you’ll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and – BAM! – lemon fact. There’s nothing you can do about it.
(…Well, except maybe staying away from topics in which it would be relevant to post facts about lemons. That’d probably work.)
one day you’ll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and – BAM! – lemon fact.
When life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.
Life will give you lemons wheter you want it or not. There’s no unsubscribing.
Can you give more your subscription? I’d like more Lemon Facts.
partially expressing an ancestral form
This is just sciency words for eldritch horror
Could also be a way of calling someone a monkey.
“Looks like you’re partially expressing an ancestral form!”
I think you’re lying. I think you are a biologist or at least a citrus expert! Liar!
What
WHATThat’s a goddamn shuttlecock
Pretty sure it’s just fasciation. It’s usually rare so it tends to make them fairly valuable.
I have given you the label “lemon fact guy”. Wear it with pride because I mean it well. Thanks for sharing your lemon knowledge
