Like the guy that cooked a chicken by slapping it repeatedly, somebody needs to see what speeds firing a ball of dough against a wall will get it crispy brown.
Unfortunately this is not currently working (apparently QC itself is currently down, according to Cloudflare), but wow, I haven’t thought about QC in quite some time. Thanks for the memories!
High precision cannon modified to launch pizza boxes … then just park it about half a kilometer in front of the building.
Tactical ballistic pizza? Count me in. Sounds reckless and delicious.
Like the guy that cooked a chicken by slapping it repeatedly, somebody needs to see what speeds firing a ball of dough against a wall will get it crispy brown.
Communications personnel receive order … they quickly process it to the gun crew
Gun crew load first round: … 15TH FLOOR!!! APARTMENT 1567!!! KITCHEN WINDOW SECOND TO RIGHT!!! … FIRE!!!
Gun recoils … crew prepare second round: … SAUCE!!! … PEPPERONI!!! HAM!!! PEPPERS!!! ANCHOVIES!!! … CHEESE!!! EXTRA CHEESE!!! … (prepared round is loaded into gun) … FIRE!!!
Gun recoils … crew load HESH round: … COMPLETE THE ORDER!!! … FIRE!!!
Gun crew grows silent for a moment … there is a distant explosion of an apartment completely blow out on the 15th floor.
Sure, they blew a hole in the building, but the pizza was perfectly cooked, so mission accomplished.
How did I end up on NCD again?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/149/
My first thought was this
https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3047
Unfortunately this is not currently working (apparently QC itself is currently down, according to Cloudflare), but wow, I haven’t thought about QC in quite some time. Thanks for the memories!
Yeah, the connection is intermittent right now. He’s taking December off this year.
One could easily find oneself envious.
It was the pizza from space storyline that I linked.
Makes sense, thanks for elaborating!