The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoGood luck, brolemmy.worldimagemessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageGood luck, brolemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square133fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoCommunications personnel receive order … they quickly process it to the gun crew Gun crew load first round: … 15TH FLOOR!!! APARTMENT 1567!!! KITCHEN WINDOW SECOND TO RIGHT!!! … FIRE!!! Gun recoils … crew prepare second round: … SAUCE!!! … PEPPERONI!!! HAM!!! PEPPERS!!! ANCHOVIES!!! … CHEESE!!! EXTRA CHEESE!!! … (prepared round is loaded into gun) … FIRE!!! Gun recoils … crew load HESH round: … COMPLETE THE ORDER!!! … FIRE!!! Gun crew grows silent for a moment … there is a distant explosion of an apartment completely blow out on the 15th floor.
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoSure, they blew a hole in the building, but the pizza was perfectly cooked, so mission accomplished.
Communications personnel receive order … they quickly process it to the gun crew
Gun crew load first round: … 15TH FLOOR!!! APARTMENT 1567!!! KITCHEN WINDOW SECOND TO RIGHT!!! … FIRE!!!
Gun recoils … crew prepare second round: … SAUCE!!! … PEPPERONI!!! HAM!!! PEPPERS!!! ANCHOVIES!!! … CHEESE!!! EXTRA CHEESE!!! … (prepared round is loaded into gun) … FIRE!!!
Gun recoils … crew load HESH round: … COMPLETE THE ORDER!!! … FIRE!!!
Gun crew grows silent for a moment … there is a distant explosion of an apartment completely blow out on the 15th floor.
Sure, they blew a hole in the building, but the pizza was perfectly cooked, so mission accomplished.