• Skua@kbin.earth
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    2 months ago
    • Launch a ball of dough against a designated target at the correct speed for it to flatten out on impact
    • Borrow modern artillery targeting systems so that a ball of toppings impacts the same spot a moment afterwards
    • Fire a HESH round to cook it
    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Communications personnel receive order … they quickly process it to the gun crew

      Gun crew load first round: … 15TH FLOOR!!! APARTMENT 1567!!! KITCHEN WINDOW SECOND TO RIGHT!!! … FIRE!!!

      Gun recoils … crew prepare second round: … SAUCE!!! … PEPPERONI!!! HAM!!! PEPPERS!!! ANCHOVIES!!! … CHEESE!!! EXTRA CHEESE!!! … (prepared round is loaded into gun) … FIRE!!!

      Gun recoils … crew load HESH round: … COMPLETE THE ORDER!!! … FIRE!!!

      Gun crew grows silent for a moment … there is a distant explosion of an apartment completely blow out on the 15th floor.

      • notabot@lemm.ee
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        2 months ago

        Sure, they blew a hole in the building, but the pizza was perfectly cooked, so mission accomplished.

    • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Like the guy that cooked a chicken by slapping it repeatedly, somebody needs to see what speeds firing a ball of dough against a wall will get it crispy brown.