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Tomato: Am I a joke to you?
Tomato: Am I a
jokefruit to you?Also tomato: Because I literally am
Ah, yes. Because the only thing that would improve my pizza eating experience is the risk of breaking a tooth on a seed.
Your teeth must be made of paper-mache, to break on a pomegranate seed
Explanation: Ancient Roman predecessors to modern pizza used pomegranate, amongst other fruits. Of course, such proto-‘pizzas’ lacked tomatoes (as tomatoes come from the Americas) and probably lacked mozzarella (as mozzarella is first mentioned during the Renaissance).
Since tomatos technically are fruit too, the text of that meme is still true but in a more boring way.
Pineapple on pizza comes from Canada.
🌈🌟 the more you know!
The satellite restaurant in Chatham Ontario, I’ve made pilgrimage there!
Drake, Bieber, Pineapple Pizza all really hurt our international reputation
Americans also eat something called Canadian bacon but I don’t think that matters
