Wait is that second line “Fruit … flies like a banana” (parabola), or"Fruit flies … like a banana" (insects)?

Duh

I pronounce the th sometimes, but not always, depends how fast I’m talking

You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us

https://youtu.be/fK5CLplRIno

What do you mean "you people"?

Okay but YouTube suggested videos are genuinely way worse than they used to be. I can’t even fall down rabbit holes anymore. Trying to “curate” the algorithm is like swimming against the current. I can try and try to get YouTube to recommend me live music, but even when I manage to find something, the next video is going to be either a video I already watched yesterday or Rick Beato’s daily rant about the top 40. Every time.

I used to be able to spend hours just browsing, drifting from topic to topic. Now it’s like they’re trying to trap me in a loop of their most profitable videos

Lies and statistics. Out of the last 7 elections they also won 3. And out of the last 3 they only won 1. Really it’s a pretty even split so far this century, and counting this last election Republicans have had the edge. So sure the dnc isn’t losing all of their elections, but ffs sake they should be doing a lot better than this.

Squint and he’s wearing a maga hat smh

The Netflix-by-mail thing came in real handy for this

That’s why you don’t put your laptop in your backpocket

Would you say it has a plethora of urethra? Or a plurethra if you will

Tastes like old rubber band to me

Nah, that’s definitely the blinker stalk. The end twists to turn the headlights on and off and the dial closer to the middle is for adjusting illumination brightness. Another comment said the button on the end is some propriety Honda thing. Plus it’s clearly on the driver’s side of the wheel (though tbf I’m assuming left-hand drive here)

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

We barely have custom roms, and they’re almost exclusively for pixel devices these days. Even new OnePlus phones have no custom rom support because OnePlus stopped releasing the MSM tool that’s needed for any custom development. Til though that incidentally the OnePlus 11 does have some custom roms because the MSM tool for it was leaked, but nothing else released after the 9 has any custom rom development

Hey I’m working on my car too. I need to swap the rear shocks and flush the heater core. Maybe swap the transmission mount if I still have the energy by then.