Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Fall deeply, and completely in love
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
I’m le here, ze second totally diffe-rent shrubbery, unassociated with that other one, zhat is why I have a poor accent!
what i’m told
Help her save France from the English.
Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.
Why not both?
Found the Burgundian
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
Looks like I’m in for a good knight!
One knight stand?
The last knight standing must be a good knight.
WD40
Wife
You’ve got mail!
FE-mail. (Because Fe is the chemical symbol for iron.)
As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good
Everyone thinks they’ve got a longbow…
“I’m glad you brought protection”
Yep, she’s a keeper.
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
Sauce: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on itEdit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that’s not ring mail.
