• PugJesus@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    “Bruh, we’re trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn’t going to-”

    • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      “we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it”

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        29 days ago

        Don’t be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That’s the way it’s always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        29 days ago

        You seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I’ve just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don’t cut it further.