Guess we can indirectly measure the maximum value of a human life - turns out I could buy several with my walking around money.
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Something something something, fiduciary duty.
.world gonna ban the New York Stock Exchange now.
Let me get a gun and some Tesla stocks
I don’t know if this is a plan, or like a regular order at a American drive thru.
“A number 9, a gun, and some Tesla stocks, no ketchup. Please and thank you.”
He died doing what he loved… Hurting people during the exact worst moments of their entire lives, but through layers of obfuscation so he could treat people like widgets.
Hmm, what has the bigger effect in stock market: firing 1000s of workers or shooting a CEO?
New method of market manipulation dropped…except this time manipulated by the common folk
follow the money
You know how people like to satirize the stock market by claiming it runs on blood?
We’re living in a satire.
It is not satire, it is usually just that the blood sacrifices are usually more obfuscated and hidden.
You know people keep saying this event is unifying everyone, didn’t realize it could mean the rich as well.
We’ve been sacrificing underpaid workers, labourers and academics alike, to the stock market for years with such small returns. A single CEO is sacrificed and the line skyrockets.
We’ve been targeting the wrong people.
BEHOLD! THE MARKET HAS SPOKEN! LET IT BE SO! GO FORTH AND SERVE YOUR MASTER!
WE MUST SACRIFICE MORE CEO BODIES TO THE NASDAQ GODS.
FOR GROWTH!
No Christmas bonus this year.
It’s ok, Christmas came early.
Its actually way down now. That line jump is from Thompson selling his stocks before getting his claim denied. One of the reasons people suspected it being a hired hit (which I doubt).
So assassinating CEOs is good for the stock market? Hmm.
Given how much CEOs are leaches on companies, it should be true as long as they don’t replace the CEO.
Jokes aside, it’s almost certainly because the algorithms tell them that press mentions=interest=buy
I think it’s because they released their earnings report and it was positive actually
It’s a strange thing but the chart is right there in front of us
Hope people are taking notes
You know how expensive CEOs are? Huge expense suddenly gone.
Their ‘work’ is among the easiest to automate.
But, automation for thee, profits for me, says C Suite, and so it shall be.
No parachute fees either
There’s a mission exactly like this in GTA V, you kill the LifeInvader CEO and watch the stock market go brrrrr
I really liked that one, it was soooo fucked though (no spoilers, but let’s just say it’s a bit mind blowing). It lead to similar side missions where you got to do that to others, too.
When did Wallstreet get so based?
It didn’t, the stock is down 30% this week, OP just cropped a completely bullshit and misleading time window.
Ahaha can hear him saying it
