“Sorry babe, they discontinued the updates and I bricked it trying to install a CFW.”

Jokes on you, it’s a new G-Penis from Google.

So relatable! Just like my Thanksgivings.

Better than a raspberry!

Kudos to those not having kids. I’ve had two recently fully knowing it’s going to be tough on them, but I’m going to do the responsible thing and teach them self defense and how to disrespect authority.

Plus as a bonus, I’m going to get those additional family members when we’re protecting the homestead from raiders.

The center of the universe, I suppose. How fast is the Milky Way moving away from the center? I imagine quite fast.

Yes, but it only feels 117. A brisk wind.

Man, it’d be so funny if the entire atmosphere just straight up locked in place. Heck, forget rotation, have it keep it’s X/Y/Z in the universe static and just straight up disappear as our solar system moves on.

I remember when this happened, and I remember that post on particular from the artist. I’m not certain they swept it under the rug on purpose, but we certainly haven’t seen them since.

Side note, the Paralympics mascot is fine and I’m only a little bit fur-curious, lol.

Especially the discovery of hidden content. Need amnesia device for this and a few other games.

Why did that shitty influencer beat up the crazy guy from The Hangover?

Man, she’s really dating a horse’s ass!

Those assholes even took the OK hand gesture. Let’s not let them have this, too!

Well shit, if that’s Truman then I want to see anthropomorphic Disney versions of an the other presidents. I bet Taft is a big fat cat.

I was never much of a social media guy, especially after moonlighting one summer as a social media marketer on Twitter and Instagram (really, really kills it for ya), but I was a redditor for a while.

I swapped over to Lemmy exclusively during the API fees, but to be fair I was already getting frustrated by the service. The karma farming was just too much, so many stupid reposts of the same stupid made up wholesome stories and crap. I think I only miss r/comics and r/idiotsincars, the later requiring a critical mass of people to actually be worthwhile.

Pretty much, yes. Even if you put up requirements on a democracy to require basic civic understanding, you ultimately disenfranchise a group.

As others put, no, but it does remind me that Aristotle felt society should only be run by the most intelligent among us, hence the term Aristocracy.

Of course, in practice people make up bullshit rules to determine who is most intelligent and that messes up the whole concept (e.g. Jim Crow tests and such). But it’s a nice fantasy if ever we could pull it off.

So like, an animated series featuring river fish, like Finding Nemo but with the One Ring?

Oh hey it’s me last Wednesday.

You know the innocent but in context messed up movie I watched right before this election because of a song? The Sound of Music. Know the young girls “love interest?” Goes full Nazi by the halfway point.

That’s your Gen Z men looking to fit in a new Nazi order.